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Quotes That Will Live in Infamy“I just want to take my tights off and get in bed.” Muttered by Bart as he tossed his bags into a hotel room during a tournament. Why he was wearing tights is between him and God. "I wish I could seek refuge in my own butt." David's comment as he gasped for breath when the bus was trapped behind a trailer full of pigs for 30 miles. “Shoot me in the face.” Characteristic response given by Joe and Allyn to a question they realize they knew the answer to after the fact.
"Stop asking everything we know!" Joe's plea to an unresponsive television as the team watched the televised matches prior to ours during the state overall. Turns out they didn't ask everything we knew. Go figure. "That's not what I have." Trademark phrase Cecilia Tran of the Fort Smith Northside team uses when she moderates and a player gives an incorrect answer. There's nothing inherently funny about this because Cecilia is so polite and sincere when she says it; it's almost as though she's sorry you missed the question. Somehow the phrase slipped into common use among our team. “We spanked ‘em like naughty puppies.” Allyn’s comment after a particularly heinous blow-out over another team. “You’re going to make a great dad someday.” David’s comment concerning Bart’s propensity to adhere to a sleeping schedule that requires he hit the sheets upon seeing an available bed. To his credit, Bart appeared immensely pleased with the compliment. |
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